A Real Charmer

At home alone on a Friday night, still blissful from an evening massage at the day spa, I get an email from "AdventureMan08," a real charmer from Match.com. It reads:

I was wondering if following me satisfying your wanderlust, in the city and beyond... we could take a nap, do some stuff and maybe you could make me some children, so there is something left after us. What do you say?

Disclaimer - this is the most direct email you will ever receive on Match or anywhere else for that matter...past performance is no guarantee of futher results.

Think you're cool but not sure your sense of humor is up there

Steve

I think that deserves a big

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The fact that someone rejected my "wink" earlier today pales in comparison to this overt fight-picking.

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